SPINONE DOGGY PLEDGE

Raise your right paw and repeat after me:

SOLEMN DOGGY PLEDGE

I __________________________(Spinone's name)

I will not eat the cat's food, before or after they eat it.

I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.

The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will scootch my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on.

I will not steal used sanitary napkins from the bathroom garbage.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, skunks, etc.

I will not eat other animal's poop.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

I will not roll my head around in other animals poop.

Kitty box crunchies are not food.

I will not eat any more socks and then re?deposit them in the backyard after processing.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.

I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I'm hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

We do not have a doorbell I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel? neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I? will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Mom's drivers Iicense and car registration.

I will not play tug-o-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

The garbage collector is NOT steaIing our stuff.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.